Anonymous asked:

Hi so can you teach me how to eat banana? I havenot eaten banana all of my life so I do not know how? Can you tell me? Please do answer my friend is coming over in like an hour with bananas and I dont want her to know I dont know how to eat them.

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asian:

"I think it was the peaches and the tanderins…or whatever you call those."
- Mark when trying to name mandarins

mark lol quote