Boucing Pink Bow Tie Ribbon It's annoying how life can be

It's annoying how life can be




joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"So does your attitude" lmaoo







twogranniesandanaxe:

Arachne (“Spider”) is one of my favourite mythological characters ever :D And she wasn’t a goddess or a nymph, she was a mortal woman!

Arachne was an amazing weaver who someday went so far as to say she was even better than Athena. Wrong, girl, that’s not the way with the Olympic gods! Athena was offended and set a contest between them. There are two stories about what happened next:

1- Arachne won the contest because she was awesome AND Athena got mad AND, plus, Arachne made a tapestry about the loves, lies and all the dirty affairs of the gods, so it was even worse (Arachne was a rebel, yeah), and Athena got even MORE MAD AT HER. And she slapped her and turned her into a spider.

2- Arachne lost and hanged herself. Athena took pity on her and turned her into a spider, so she could continue weaving.

I always loved how brave and haughty Arachne was ;)



cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD



fallontonight:

Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]


Via Wiggle Like You Tryin To Make That Ass Fall Off


neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)


Via Naked Blogger




theclearlydope:

I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.

God, what am I doing with my life?

Sir……hairy………bottom………………….


megablazeit:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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Why is he so cute

Via take my hand and kiss my cheek



pandaexpressvevo:

god bless

Holy fuck


Via

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Via M.l.
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